Oh thank god, i was worried this game would come out

He was elected to lead, not to read!

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

This is less for Trump and more directly for our media to stop spewing the same both sides shit. By putting what he said in writing on their video no one can sound bite the part they want.

Yesterday I got my 3 year old to pee standing up for the first time. He celebrated with us and then began to cry pretty much immediately thereafter. Turns out he had to poop and he was afraid he had to start doing it standing up for the rest of his life.

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

Has to be right as he’s doing it, otherwise he won’t understand why he’s being punished.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

How could you, David Lynch?

Seriously! When I was 15 I thought I deserved out too. Now that I’m in my 30s, I’m endlessly wishing I could just go home and be taken care of.

Bless your heart.

JR would be so far up in the clouds, no one would be able to touch him.

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

This is brilliant and accurate. I like that it sounds like an exaggeration, but it isn’t.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

In that moment, LeBron fully transformed into “Dad watching their kid finally get a hit, then start running towards 3rd base” The perfect blend of horror, anger, and sadness.

That was a truly breathtaking bed-shitting, and I wouldn’t blame LeBron for being literally in tears.

Any particular reason why everytime this cult is discussed, Mack’s is the only face we see?