That SNL skit probably hit too close to home. “I ain’t no damn roomba.”

To the man’s house who does...

In regards to Matt Gaetz, there’s already one girl who knows what’s up —

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

So it’s obvious how the Trump administration missed all this, they don’t vet at all. But how did the Obama administration miss all this? Most of this predates Trump. I’m more interested in how this stayed quiet so long.

I think you’re missing the real story. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HANDSHAKE!

The 4th Infantry is based at Fort Carson, Colorado, so probably there, braving dangerously high altitudes.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

Way to push that narrative that kids are the newest and bestest accessory Kylie. It’s easy to be the cool mom when you have an army of servants at your beck and call so you can bump off to Coachella for the weekend...

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

I hate Wendy Williams.

Stop trying to gin up controversy.

But he didn’t mean it weevilly.

Well, they can’t be bolled over like that.

So they’re just going to bale on this guy, huh?

That was a misprint. It’s actually a “hooker bar” and for obvious reasons they have asked for discretion.

You are living the dream.

What are you talking about?

I fixed it for you.