This is the exact face I made while reading this!

This sounds like a weird one to suggest but, go to the water parks on rainy days. They’ll be empty and it’ll be great. Notice I said rainy, not stormy. Parks do close when there is lightning in the vicinity.

I thought resaca was hungerover. Like: “Traigo tremenda resaca”... I’m so hungover...

When I hear this proposition to arm teachers I can’t help but wonder: “What would happen to one of these “highly trained” teachers if they accidentally shot a student during a face-off with a school shooter? How about one of these armed teachers decides not to do anything in the face of danger? Would they be publicly…

This will definitely kill Harley-Davidson right? They’re having enough of a hard time selling bikes at their current price...

Nudibranch...best type of branch

OH Mose! What have you done!?

I love them, but yea I’m disappointed at how little it looks like her. Maybe in person it looks better?

I cried too.

I remember reading something about how breast milk isn’t like store bought milk in the sense that it isn’t uniform. So basically breast milk contains clots of fat that can be easily super heated by a microwave. While stirring it would help dissipate the heat and help avoid the baby getting burned, nutrients would have…

They should rename “Autopilot” to “Ass Driver” (Ass, short for assisted). I can already see the ads: Tesla Model S, Now with Ass Driver.

Good God, I didn’t think Wade’s defense could get any worse.

I know an acquaintance that said he has millions of dollars worth of bitcoin and is partially cashing out, but that the process was slow because of how large his pay out would be. He said expected to get at least 2 million dollars from cashing out. He said it so nonchalantly that I thought I caught a whiff of BS.

This is interesting. You have to admit it could be dangerous, no?

what is this? Deadspin?

“95%” I love this...

You should have all the stars! All of them!!!

How is “Nikkor” pronounced? knee-kohr? nigh-kohr?

This. I live in South Florida. When it rains...brace yourself.

We did the paid preschool thing with my daughter mostly because daycare was almost as expensive and for a couple of more dollars at the preschool they actually attempt to teach the kids stuff.