"Hillbilly Sisterdiddle's Maze Hunt" sounds like a fun amusement park attraction, similar to "Jack Torrance Chases You Through a Hedge Maze with an Axe: The Ride!"

Yeah, if I'm not significantly spooked or there isn't an epic eight-minute long shot of one of the main guys doing kickass stuff, Imma be hella disappointed.

Maybe that'll be what next season is about…Paul Giamatti and Idris Elba investigate the occult mystery of Nic Pizzolatto's attire.

Charles Manson? Is he related to that Marilyn guy? *switches out of sarcasm mode* Dude, Nic Pizzolatto, there's cult shit all over the place, not like New World Order shit, but I mean, there's always gonna be creepy interesting weirdos around that think they can have access to magic if they do fucked up shit.

GET EXCITED FOR DRINKING PROBLEMS AND RELATIONSHIP ISSUES WHILE TRYING TO SOLVE CRIMES WITHOUT THE INTERESTING ADDITION OF LOVECRAFTIAN COSMIC HORROR!!!

Well, that's still a better career path than anything that'll happen to me in all likelihood.

I have a feeling she isn't gonna get nakey. Apparently though, the casting people hired two porn actresses…soooo maybe that'll be…uh…something?

Yup, if anything I was hoping for MORE of that this season, what with the Satanic orgy and all that jazz. Sigh, looks like we're just going to have a somewhat unconventional police procedural then…though I'll hold up hope all the same

I keep hoping Vince Vaughn will become the Errol Childress [swamp person] of this season worshipping the eldritch god of addictive over-the-counter prescription pills and sacrificing children to appease it.

Awwww, the occult stuff (and the Rust/Marty dynamic) was the best part! We were promised Satanic Eyes Wide Shut orgies! I wanted to see Cthulhu at the head of a subway wearing a train conductor hat! I demand satisfaction!

What about Constantine?

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I'd probably say a nice mix of Orphan Black and Sons of Anarchy with a pinch of Bloodline. Summer is going to be a grand ol' binge-y time…*slowly reaches finger towards back of throat*

What about the great team known as Gee and Tar, the skunk/lion duo?! Or Pee-Ano, the leech/koala duo? Or even Mando-Linnie, the fish/penguin duo?! Those two get into quite a few wacky binds due to their natural instincts!

WHO ELSE BUT SANDLER?!?!

I'm enjoying this game thus far, but I can't help but dream of a day where Double Fine will return with games like Psychonauts and Brutal Legend because those games felt a lot more active and hands on. I'm all for long adventure games like this, but I dunno…I want to see the creativity of Double Fine go back into a…

I haven't started Season 2 yet, but I'm hoping for more Frankenstein and his slap-happy companion Caliban! What wacky shenanigans those two get into!

It definitely had its slow moments, but the fight at the end between Fisk and Matt made me cry tears of jizz. I was promptly taken to the the hospital afterwards and pronounced dead at 3pm.

Say guten tag to Das Bootman.

It's sure to contain plenty of epic non-stop Achtung!