The outside world is our enemy, Tyrion! We're the only friends we got, Tyrion! It's Varys and Tyrion! Varys and Tyrion and their adventures, Tyrion! Varys and Tyrion forever and forever, a hundred years, Varys and Tyrion's things!

THAT'S OUR QYBURN! QYBURN, QYBURN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY NEXT! GIGGITY GIGGITY, LET'S EXPERIMENT ON CORPSES!!

Well, there goes my dream of seeing David Hayter play Pyramid Head!

My only regret is that each character doesn't have at least seventeen amazing over-the-top fatalities because two just doesn't feel like enough. Hopefully Ed Boon doesn't take this idea and turn it into purchasable microtransactions…that's the last thing we need!

I really like having Roose, Ramsay, Theon, and Littlefinger under the same roof, I'm just really really worried about what Ramsay will do to Sansa. I want to believe Littlefinger will protect her from Ser Flays-A-Lot, but I'm not sure. It'd be a real kick to the proverbial nads if the showrunners decided to have…

Classic Germans! Next, they'll put a ban on fun! Oh wait, they already did that…