Yep. Mr. Darcy’s douchebag uncle.

It’s so nice to see the RF keeping calm and carrying on with investigations into Andrew’s probing of sex trafficked teens.

Yeah, I need to know what happened to the dog before I proceed to care about this person’s second biggest problem.

It’s hardly a personal account, but I knew crew people who worked on various sets with Jennifer Garner and someone who waited on her table, and their accounts were all positive. I’d say she keeps it real on IG, it’s just that her real is a lot nicer than ours lol.

I’ll sign that.

I think about this a lot, if we’re talking pure business. If “The Firm” really does function as such, you’d think the Royal Family would have jumped at the chance to not only welcome Meghan into the fold, but make full use of her talents, even if only to strengthen the brand and prove how modern they are. I mean,…

My favorite zinger of Meghan’s was when she was asked about Samantha’s “tell-all” book and smoothly responded with—and I’m paraphrasing— “I don’t know how you can write a tell-all about someone you don’t know.”

Adding to the fairytale mysticism mentioned in this article, it chilled me when Harry said that he was living off the inheritance his mother left him, that without it his and Meghan’s move would not have been possible. He then said, “She knew.”

Yeah, dense seems to be the appropriate word for Fergie. By all accounts she’s got a good heart and was probably the only fun member of that family at one point but she’s just so, so stupid about so many things. Apparently Diana held back and waited for Fergie to divorce first to see what she came away with and how…

What I wouldn’t give for a month of spa soul-searching...

Her dad sounds like an opportunist who thought he and his trashy brood would all be part of the Royal family and when that didn’t work, put Plan B into action: slander his duchess daughter for $$$. Good on Meghan for severing ties with that lot. No one—not even a lowly commoner—should have to suffer a toxic family, any…

Piers puts off some serious stalker vibes. That kind of obsessive hate clearly comes from a pompous, entitled man being turned down by a woman and making it his life’s goal to destroy her. I was so happy when he stormed off the set of Good Morning Britain the other day after his co-host Alex Beresford blasted him on…

It was so clear from the start that the press would pit Meghan and Kate against each other and the public would eat it up. Disgusting, sexist shit the Palace never once tried to quell. Kate certainly never set the record straight (but then again should we expect her to? is she even allowed to speak or hold an…

Montecito, duh.

Eugenie and Beatrice don’t have a rabid press and public dogging their every move, slinging every kind of bigoted insult and accusation, nor have they received death threats like H&M did while residing in the UK. Eugenie and Beatrice haven’t even been hounded about their father’s criminal behavior. Very poor…

That’s the thing about Meghan haters, they nitpick every. fucking. detail. to. death.

Same :-) Reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor’s saying that no matter how bad it is, “pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” I can usually only manage the first two but but damn do they work their own lowkey magic.

Thank you, done and done. To add to what someone wrote about the outpouring of support H&M have received following the Oprah interview, I hope this bullshit with Thomas Markle opens up a much-needed convo about narcissistic parents and how readily they’ll trash their own kids to come out on top or skew the truth.…

It’s stupid but I got a little teary when I read that Charles always wanted a daughter, and when it became clear that Meghan’s dad wouldn’t be accompanying his own down the aisle Charles was genuinely proud to step in. He clearly had a nice rapport with Doria, but I also know that doesn’t mean shit when the wedding is…