“Made thinsg romantikc” is the country music version of “a little ackshawn.”

No mention of Sarah Winchester, former Real Housewives of the O.C. cast member, who claims to be an heir to the fortune, much to the disbelief of the Dubrows?

Now, I haven’t seen the whole thing but Bait is 2012 movie about a tsunami that traps sharks in a mall. That might be a spoiler because I think many of the shoppers are convinced there’s only one shark for most of the movie. Regardless, it’s like that shark on a highway hoax come to life!

When I was that age, I dyed my hair green with Kool-Aid. Nice & Easy could’ve maybe taken care of that.

Coherence is one I watched a couple years ago. Suspenseful but not scary.

You know Mother Pence?

It also sounds like they were in Barcelona at the time, so it’s not like she could just go pick up a new pack the next day.

At least she is smizing for those ice chips.

Fraternal twins run in families not identical, but, yeah, okay that’s the least willful suspension of disbelief I’ve had to endure for this show.

What? Bill Maher giggled at him. What sunk Milo were old clips of him that surfaced after he went on the show.

I was equally confused and intrigued when I made the same mistake.

Nice stack of unopened board games, Ivanka.

You’d emerge as a shell of your former self.

For someone who’s anti-abortion, she certainly uses the word choice a lot.

I just learned he has EIGHT?! Is he making his own baseball team?

Next time I go to someone’s house and they want me to leave, I’m going to remind them, “You’re the host, and you invited that in.”

To be fair, I sometimes misspeak and say masacre and cheese when I want pasta or Masacre Theater when I’m remembering Alistair Cooke.

I’m guessing StarKist invited PEOPLE (seriously, just italicize your name) to the event, and Shay Spence took time out of his schedule (which apparently involves scouring celebrities’ talk-show appearances for food anecdotes) to attend. In order to justify the two or three drinks he had — plus the unlimited tuna…

They also didn’t show Nick flip the table, which is just weird, because it was featured in a promo: http://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/139089/nick-viall-bachelor-table-flip