filledtothebrimley
FilledtotheBrimley
filledtothebrimley

I was waiting for her to say, “So... like, a year,” and we all could’ve had a good laugh, but no, she was deadly serious.

(Don’t shake your head at Colton Haynes, please.)

I was just going to say!

It’s Greek to me.

He IS a circus peanut, isn’t he? Ugh.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away.” That’s... some amazing double-think. It’s always been around, but now you guys are making a big deal about it. Stop making a big deal about it, and it won’t

He does have flannel and scruff...

If I knew the family, I’d insist on calling the child Balki. It’s a lot closer than Bo. But then they’d probably refuse to speak to me, and we’d become Perfect Strangers.

To be fair, no one asked what he was going to do with all the sludge once he drained the swamp, because the answer is clearly, “build a gold-plated pool on the White House lawn and make a new swamp.”

Mwahaha, good call. I used my Trump-loving cousin’s name and zip, plus a plausibly fake email. He could’ve forgotten an “o” in yahoo.com. Who knows?

Hey, don’t talk about my comforter that way!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It’s entirely possible they don’t know they need to be. They were unaware they needed a new staff until Obama helpfully pointed it out.

I too have heard this.

I love Derren Brown! James Randi does similar exposes (and there’s a pretty interesting documentary about him on Netflix).

No MCs in the house?

The Bachelor franchise would collapse upon itself; saying “I’m on this voyage to find love” just doesn’t cut it.

They don’t play for me on Chrome, but they do on Firefox. It’s an extra step to copy and paste the link, so I only do it if the video looks especially hate-watch worthy.