Why can’t the Hollywood Medium find his own lost item? Is his mom more psychic than him?!

“We never reserve our trucks and crews via phone.”

This is one of the very few times they’ve even acknowledged there’s a producer asking questions during the interviews, so it definitely felt like a nod to UnReal.

I don’t know, though. There were only 25 people at the wedding, according to People, so that definitely makes it seem more than just “I’m going to bring a friend as a plus one, so I don’t have to sit at the singles table making small talk with third cousins.”

Put nine in a bowl!

Someone just stepped in a big pile of Sassy!

Still not as scary as this:

Are you taking names for the book club? Can I get in on it if it ever happens? I can bring a casserole.

Aw, sweet. Might have to steal this.

That is the most exciting story I’ve ever heard.

Wait. There are more of us?! I thought I was the only one.

Also, not really the point but the schedule is all effed up. Ninety percent of my "tasks for later" are scheduled for five months after my wedding date.

Wow, this takes me back to some Angelfire websites with overly enthusiastic designs.

My Golden Retriever was not a fan of Jello. Everything else, though, was fair game.

I have brown hair and use cornstarch in a spritz bottle mixed with vodka and water. I read about it somewhere; I don't know. Anyway, the cornstarch can dry a little white but tends to disappear if I brush it once it's dry. I've considered doing the cocoa powder thing but also fear smelling delicious.

VanDevender? Of the Chasterswitch VanDevenders?

Excuse me; that's Logan Echolls's dad you're talking about.

Strollers and diaper bags are treacherous obstacles.

How dare you speak that way to Dean Koontz. Dean Cain? Dean Pelton (author of Time Desk: The Chronicles of Dean Dangerous)?

I'm so glad "live with you" came after "marry you." It's so weird when people get married and then live in separate apartments.