“...the closest Starbucks to the Winterfell set is a 27 minute drive.”

Thank you for reminding me that this exists:

I once went to a girls-only movie night where we all watched Sophie’s Choice because the hostess though it was about a love triangle and the titular choice was between the two dudes.

These two deserve each other. They are dreadful and pompous. Part of me is surprised that this guy found one woman to sleep with him, let alone another to cyber sleep. And reading his 800 page novel would be my personal vision of hell. Seriously, if I kill someone someday (and I’m not planning to) I’ll be reading that…

Oh, thank you for that— I really needed that today. It’s hilarious! These people are so awful that I actually kind of like them for it!

Holy CRAP was that article pompous!!!!  They named their apartment “The Ivory Tower”???!?!?  

I don’t know if she’s out of the woods, though. Now she has to deal with all the bad blood from the gun nuts, and she’ll never be clean of that.

Was his name James?

I dated a white rapper and it was terrible. He is terrible. Don’t date white rappers.

As always, XKCD has this covered:

I got banned for saying it on Facebook today, but goddammit, men are trash.

Roughly, “ ‘Ercule Pwa-row.”

Of course it’s a game of Monopoly that destroys their existence. Just as the Good Lord and Parker Brothers intended.

Gwen,

Apparently Andy Grammer is Kelsey’s cousin, which seems reason enough not to like him.

I am weeping at the accuracy of this comparison.

In July 2015, I went out drinking downtown with my friends and boyfriend. At the end of the night, one of my girlfriends walked back to my boyfriend’s apartment with us. We were arguing about Shark Week (typical) and laughing loudly when we heard a knock at the door. My boyfriend opened the door to find the building’s…

I read this post and immediately developed an all-too-familiar wine craving. Will my liver outlast this administration? The race is on!

Whatever, BRYAN.

Neither are exactly brain surgery.