I’ve found that the universal currency for Craigslist is dirt bikes. No matter what you’re selling, someone offers you a dirt bike for it.

Here is what happens.

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Now, I can’t think of another car that has sun visors in the rear—it’s possible some limousines might, or cars designed to chauffeur people around, but I’m just about positive there are no other two-door cars that have rear sun visors.

I was shy of my 16th birthday when this thing came out. It cost almost double that of a ‘79 5.0 Cobra.

While not my personal favorite, it’s hard to argue the Firebird isnt one of the greatest examples of car decals ever produced...

You did almost all of the research Andrew. Kinda like every paper I ever wrote in college...

Not sure the jump-push guy deserved the same punishment.

“Passenger miles per gallon” in large SUVs and full size vans can make a Prius look like a gas-guzzler.

Pretty sure you could run it on just about any aftermarket EFI controller out there.  Megasquirt, AEM Infinity, Haltech, whatever.

Every time I visit another country to see an F1 race, I always get, “You watch F1 in the states?!” or “There are F1 fans in the US?”

And there are snipers ready to pick off Kangaroos that might enter the track, mate!

I love the 10-and-1 steering wheel grip in that GIF.

I owned a 4C - it didn’t need a manual. Whatever successor Alfa comes out with won’t need a manual. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying about having driven one or simply looking for online validation.

Was the Mercury Capri RS the best Fox-platform car? This couple certainly thought so. And I believe them.

I have adaptive headlights in my Jaguar, and they make no difference. Yes, they do turn, but I’ve never thought, “wow, I’m sure glad the inside projector turns 10° when I go around a corner!” Beam patterns back in the 40s and 50s sucked and turning the lights did make a big difference. Now that we have lights that…

I know right? Who wants all that power and proven reliability in an exotic? If it isn’t always in the shop, you didn’t pay enough for it.