I do pretty well but I can’t hit 31+ MPG on the freeway in SoCal like I could in New England. Of course, that’s probably not helped by the fact that my roof rack is on and I can’t find the goddamn key to remove it. 

I’ve driven multiple Ford products with the 3.5 Ecoboost. Unless you are obscenely ginger with them, they are on boost a lot of the time. I’m talking like you have to drive it the way you would hyper-mile most cars.

Weird, a lot of F-150 owners are reporting online of higher MPG than the EPA ratings.

Southwest Airlines flight 1380 from New York to Dallas had to make an emergency landing in Dallas today.

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are races to be won. And the magical things you can do with that car will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be as famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t.…

0000 Steel wool is a better alternative. Same results, with no chance of scratching the windshield.

There’s apparently a major sewer line under the road, which keeps them from digging out. They don’t bear the cost of these crashes, and there isn’t a life and death safety issue, so they aren’t going to want to spend a bunch of money to fix it.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

About the first 6 hours of 9/12/2001.

Was scrolling thru the comments looking for this before I replied same.

Send this one to the top somehow. PLEASE.

But...but... I want it to look like crap, so then I can convince the wife that it is worn and needs to be replaced....

I6 - star to vote for the I6

Dude...

The customer shouted something about our company hiring “fucking Polacks”

Gully Foyle is my nameAnd Terra is my nationDeep space is my dwelling placeThe stars my destination

Oh God if you are the friend of one of these assholes, if you don’t speak up you are compliscent. Give your roommate a high five or a hug for enduring that shit without snapping.

I was at a Logan’s and the couple behind us were being so rude to the waitress, berating her and treating her like she was an idiot. She came to us next and you could tell she was upset even though she was very friendly and professional. My pregnancy hormones took over my mouth when I opened it to order my drink and…

He pretty much stated that he basically went 70 mph and had a couple breaks and even a nap thrown in there.

What? Why? He averaged about 49 mph. Nothing reckless about that.