As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

I’d love to see a Jalop article (especially a Tavarish article) about 911s that doesn’t use the words ‘Beetle’ or ‘Purist.’ Kudos to Freddy for not using the phrases ‘widow-maker’ or ‘ass-engined’ in this write-up.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

Yep. The belt & suspenders keyboard special ops member will take a break from posting online tech stats about the V8 RWD Amer’can veehicul covered in snow on their front yard to take another selfie holding a beloved Glock captioned with one of the following: he’s not my prez’dent, these colors don’t run, at 7 yards my…

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.