Nope - you’re wrong. In Asia the emotion is in the eyes, not the mouth. The Apple’s emoji has smiling eyes, but they’re not understood by the west who read emotion - weirdly - in the mouth instead. The other emoji are anglicized, the Apple one is true to source.

You are factually wrong on this point. The idea that there’s no Subway in the city and all the riders are acting is ridiculous and has been disproven.

It’s all so much fucking bullshit. No one works 130 hrs a week consistently and what counts as ‘work’ is arbitrary. I’d bet any of these egotists they couldn’t stand up 18 hrs a day if supporting their own weight was all they needed to to. To pretend that every minute in that chair is ‘work’ is akin to saying someone…

EVERYONE! THIS GUYS DAD WAS A REAL GREEN BERET! YEAH! REAL! LET’S LISTEN TO HIM! HE’S RELATED TO SOMEONE WHO DID SOMETHING ONCE!

You can protest on your blog.

There is no known way of activating the camera in a modern Mac without turning on the LED assuming you haven’t had physical access to the device (and if that’s the case you’re sucked and they have your drive anyway).

If you have known a renal patient (someone who needs a kidney transplant) you’ll know they aren’t allowed to eat bananas because of the amount of potassium they contain.

TIL Marc Anthony is a much better lyricist than he is a singer.

This is some fucking bullshit gross oatmeal cooking advice.

I hate Donald Trump but I hate this article more. Total shit. How did they ‘establish’ Trump isn’t tweeting? The rest is speculation. F.

You’re being over-generous. Mental illness doesn’t absolve everyone of all responsibility. Else you could let paedophiles claim migraines led them to child abuse.

NO! Big words hurt my eat box.

Planes are for people.

His brother’s called Pinkerton. You couldn’t make it up.

Perfect according to you? Not so much about 50% of the world’s medical professionals. She is over-eating and carrying too much weight. Being fat and pretty isn’t a super-power. Being fat isn’t a myth. You don’t have to be morbidly obese to be overweight. It’s not binary. There are weights before ‘you’re about to die’…

Do fuck off.

Because she’s sweating lard?

Baby,

As a “black” man born in the UK and now an American citizen via marriage I understand and can back your assertions.

Christ is a fictional character. Macs are real.