“While I’m gone, I’ll be reachable by email but not phone.”

~Andy Borowitz

The family of the vet does get to make a choice. Owens’ wife made one choice (yes, you can use me as a prop); his father made another (GTFO you moron whose idiotic decision got my son killed).

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Good Deadspin is so incredibly good.

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

How pathetic is it that, 45 years after this horrific event, we have a President that suggest maybe Jews themselves committed acts of vandalism on their graves and called in bomb threats on their schools, all in order to make him look bad?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Go prime or go home, bitch.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

I have a 2 year-old Moto X. If the phone isn’t plugged in, I just assume I’m at about 24%.

It makes me think of Michael Chang’s match in the French Open in 1989, when he was so exhausted and cramped up that he received serves way inside the baseline so he didn’t have to chase them down. Weird play, but it worked. Fed isn’t injured, but there may be an element of that same attempt to conserve engergy behind…

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Remember when Dems made jokes about Dubya and complained about how ‘bad’ he was? What percentage of those people would vote for a Dubs third term over Trump right now? 101%?

Once Trump turns his energy to reopening all the coal mines and factories, like he promised he’d do, we’re going to see an econimic boom like no other.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

I also don’t think they understand that women’s bathrooms have stalls. They seem to think a trans woman is gonna go into a women’s restroom, hike up her skirt and use a urinal.

you greatly overestimate the intelligence of your fellow humans.

We can’t get him to quit.