If you are waiting, it’s a good thing. It means you aren’t about to die. The person who gets taken right in with no waiting and no paperwork is about to die without immediate help. Go back to dicking around on your phone and be thankful that you are waiting.

Not sure what to do with a Starbucks card though, since I do like coffee and all.

Not sure what to do with a Starbucks card though, since I do like coffee and all.

There’s a slight chance you may be overestimating the global impact of Vanderbilt University.

You and your liberal biased indisputable facts of things that Donald Trump “allegedly” said on Twitter. You make me sick, you lib-tard hippy-dippy... I can’t do this anymore.

sounds great. i assume you’ll be deciding what’s “unnecessary,” “not essential to the operation of the federal government,” and which laws “don’t need to exist”?

This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

His voters would also like you to know that at no point on social media have they expressed outrage at the frequency or taxpayer cost of another president’s leisure activities.

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

Insurance should not pay out claims for un-belted occupants. Problem solved.

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Your link is to the side. Why did you lie?

This.... did not need to be a seven minute video. It’s like half of this was explaining how zip ties work.

When are you putting the money in? The benefit of an HSA is that it can be taken out of your pre-tax paycheck by your employer and directly deposited into the HSA. If you’re depositing anything into your HSA manually, using your post-tax money, that negates any benefit of it (assuming I’m understanding what you’re…

Usually I want to leave a bank because they are screwing me.

my mom is a cookie person. have you met cookie people? they are INSANE about decorating. if i’m visiting and she asks me to go to Michael’s or a bakery or anywhere that there is cookie decorating related paraphernalia i make sure i bring like, the icewind dale trilogy with me. she would do this and make something like…

this sounds like a ton of work over sprinklin whole razberris right out of the bag (smashing optional)