Want to hear some rumors about the iPhone 8? It might have an iris scanner. Sounds unlikely! Can you imagine unlocking a phone by holding it up to your eye?

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

This is so deliciously good.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Every time I think “this time they’re going down” nothing happens! Pussygate, white supremacists, not releasing taxes, not divesting himself of his business interests, the infamous dossier, the Nordstrom tweets, hell all his tweets! The Yeman raid, the insanely unprofessional behavior of Spicer and Conway, the horror…

I now imagine these documents having splotches of gravy and rings of red wine on them, now...

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

“Trump does not care to read more than a single page, and he wants that page to be littered with images and maps.”

Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I think they overlooked some moves...

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

um.....Lock Her Up?

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

I think you mean if it steps like a goose....

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.