Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Let’s check in on the Trump administration after one week:

That has been the one bright spot. That so many people spontaneously showed up to protest. But i fear that Trump will cause so many daily outrages that the shocking will become the new normal, and people will just get used to the madness. That is how extremism took root in every country. Regular people just didn’t…

I spent the weekend in horror, rage, shame and yes pride. If my government disgusts me, my fellow citizens (well most of them) fill me with hope.

“A lot of this can be boiled to down to thinking before you shoot”

I might add. If the thing is a few years old, and you’re sure you have the tech skills to open up your machine, you can get a new battery extremely cheaply in most cases.

Jesus, in all the morass I totally missed this story. I hope every journalist in the state keeps his lack of assistance and attention as front page news for....about the next four years.

Thomas Cromwell was beheaded without trial and his head was put on a spike on London Bridge.

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

That would be the gift we all need right now.

Mayor de Blasio decried the executive order as “immoral” and vowed to fight the President tooth and nail.

to the tune of “murder car,” duh

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

Why limit yourself to just one messenger app? Google doesn’t.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts