Or don’t leave the dog outside in the cold for hours at a time. Bring them inside to be with the rest of their pack.

USDA? We still have that thing? It’s been like almost two hours!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

I regret that I have but one Star to give you. *Salutes*

That’s one of the most impressively ‘muricah! and impressively bad outfits ever.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

That kid has horrendously bad parents.

Conner. His name is Conner.

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

Had me going for a second. Nice.

Wait, are YOU subtly trolling US?

It’s a Panda...

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

I presume you stopped reading the article at that point, as it goes on to explain specifically why it did not stop. Basically, the human is the boss, and they may override anything with their decisions. This would be useful in a situation where you were, say, faced with a glass store front while an out-of-control…

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”