That begins in earnest next Tuesday and runs for the next 1,460 days.

I’ll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!

Get used to it, comrade.

Even if we did we wouldn’t call them kilometers. It’d be “freedom miles” or something equally stupid. Instead of kilograms, patriot pounds. In fact I’m going to tweet this so I can be sure our soon-to-be president will see it.

Wouldn’t it be great if the US finally converted to metric?

Occam’s Razor is sharp and has any number of interesting things to say about the Trump team’s decision-making.

Because

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.

Sure. Doesn’t mean you only work that much, and usually salaried jobs are overtime-exempt in the US.

Every time you spill food on them.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

Matt Millen would like to have a word with you.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

This is so easy.

Yep. Welcome to the American health care system.