take pleasure in ignoring it

You like it when tall people smile, do ya?

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Personally, I’m partial to the “pick seven” rule.

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If you do total your car... I’ve done it twice now...

Eric off roading his way home...

I’m with you man! I’m going to burn my Note 7 in protest!

Counterpoint:
If it’s MLB playoff season AND your team is in the playoffs AND the game is on TV AND it’s a channel you get AND the game is not in the middle of the night, then your wife will want a very long detailed discussion and it doesn’t really matter if the runner is in scoring position.

It’s important to note you shouldn’t let your kids bully you into trying a cartwheel in the living room. Before you know it you’re crashing into an endtable, knocking framed baby pictures, a cordless phone and a lamp to the floor while busting up your shin really good. Not that I would know, I’m just saying.

It’s because of the headphone jack... go ahead and ask Apple how much space that takes up.

Sounds like I went to school around the same time but for me it was some guy from the NEXT DORM OVER would open his windows and play Led Zeppelin’s II. Great album, have it myself, but whenever I hear “Ramble On” I think of my sophomore year.

Your standard paper/mud wasps I don’t mind. They’re predators so they’re not trying to steal your food - they’re looking for bugs to eat and generally ignore humans. One time I was trying to knock a dead nest off our house and oops realized it wasn’t dead. The wasps came out and started fixing the damage and…

Andy, I love ‘Remains of the Day’ but I don’t understand the format. There’s an intro paragraph followed by bullets. The first bullet pertains to the intro paragraph but the other bullets do not even though they’re at the same level. Often times the first bullet makes no sense without the intro paragraph. Take for…

Here’s a simple one: always cover the drain with a rag.
Remember showers and especially sinks are shaped so everything flows towards the drain. That goes for water... and screws and washers and special parts you had to mail order via Pony Express from the east coast.

What were they thinking?!?

It’s possible this AI-shiz is hard.
Maybe he currently has the system setup to listen to one person rather than multiple people with different faces/voices/retinas issuing simultaneous conflicting commands. Aka, the KISS Rule.

Android Authority has a good article that speculates when various devices will be getting Nougat based on that manufacturer’s history.

First off, we’re so obsolete in the Constitution. We’re the ones that sort of were very much involved with the creation, but we’re so obsolete, we just seem to be toyed with by so many different amendments, already. And we don’t know who’s doing what. We don’t know who’s got the power, who’s got that capability, some…

I came here to defend our good friend the wasp. They’re strict predators, hunting insects only, so that’s cool. The bug buzzing your picnic is a yellowjacket. They’re opportunistic eaters, using both predatory and scavenging techniques to acquire food. That’s why they’re at your picnic. “Hey, that burger smells good.…