I worked at a Spirit Halloween. The day we got the keys to the vacant Sears, we scoped out the whole building for treasure. The back gate to the auto center had a broken lock tied together with a bit of caution tape, courtesy of mall security I’m guessing. Someone had been sleeping there. A backpack had been left in…

They didn’t want to center the story about the real horror/shitshow that is visiting one of those stores a week before Halloween?

You mean children aren’t the glue to stick broke relationships back together ?

This reminds of when my brother and wife (who were barely keeping it together with one toddler announced) they were expecting another.

I hope she’s prepared for another child, although she can afford all the help she wants. I don’t think she’s had primary custody of her sons since they were infants.

For Celsius, I use a poem:

Obligatory post of the “Don’t Be A Lawyer” song from “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”.

The following people told me not to go to law school so I didn’t:

And sad Farrell is a glorified cameo, he’s always great and looked like he’d be having more fun than Dano.

I don’t know what’s the point of your comment if you don’t suggest an alternative word. 

“Bruce Wayne does not have the dual identity thing fully figured out yet in his early years as Batman and so lives as a weird recluse before eventually realizing that both doing the most good for Gotham and maximally protecting his secret identity requires him to embrace being a public figure” has been done quite a…

Some nice thoughts, and I agree with a lot of it. Especially the overall approach to one-up Nolan by being even MORE grounded. In doing so, things like a character actively known as “The Penguin” just seems out of place, and I liked it better when they just called him “Oz” (which is clever).

Yes. Yes I did.

Ice T as Harvey Bullock: Dr. Quinzell said he was high on something called purple nurple, picked him up in midtown trying to hold up a bank with a bottle of Ketchup.

Uhhh…do you mean Ice-T?

The photographer used a neutral background so the graphic designer could add whatever backdrop they wanted. And the graphic designer said, “That’ll do.”

There’s some movies you can tell are bad just from the theater poster or DVD cover.  Every thing about that picture screams “This movie is terrible”.

“In the Gotham criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The Batman who beats up crime and his rogues gallery who terrorize the public. These are their stories.” DUN DUN

Ice Cube as Harvey Bullock: “Some guy in a purple coat made him fight a midget dressed as a new…

everyone’s problem with every batman movie (particularly before they see it) has always been the casting, going all the way back to keaton.

Have you seen Robert Pattinson in any non-Twilight movies?