I expected more from Posh.

Would that make Trump Clayface?

Dushku.

Well of course now I have to ask which one?

I take that back. I did learn from her. I learned how not to suck as a human being from her.

I learned nothing from her. She mumbled in a run-on, low-talker, monotone every day with the enthusiasm of a sedated garden slug, and not one kid ever talked in her class from a sort of...not fear? ...but not wanting to deal with her personality I think. I deliberately stood next to said bff’s desk every day till the…

Had to do a report on this (comparing the book to the ‘94 movie) in high school. My teacher hated me and my bff. It was the end of the year. She decided to have all the kids (every 150 in all her classes combined) draw cards with matching numbers on them. I was the second to last to draw and got bestie as my partner,…

I was watching Seinfeld the other day and I did a double take at the guy playing the waiter in this scene!

I want my lazycat, lazycat, lazycat, lazycat, lazycat...

As someone who once had to get the rabies vaccine (no fun), in the pamphlet for it they have a list of animals that commonly carry rabies, and groundhogs are like 3rd, after bats and raccoons I think. Who knew? Ever since then, if I see groundhogs, my spideysense tells me to run.

It’s riveting.

I don’t speak it, but have relatives who did. It’s the only (or one of very few) languages that have a two person dual conjugation. So “I” is singular, “you, him, her, they” is the next singular one, and so on, but there is a verb conjugation of specifically “you and me.” It’s more specific than just “we” or a group…

Oh come on no one posted this one?

Is that what “I’m just burnin’ doin’ the Neutron Dance” really means?

After a party in NYC, I walked 10 blocks to the subway station in hose. So no protection really but couldn’t be in my boots any longer. Feet were BLACK by the time we got home and yeah, I washed them about 5 times in the tub but there was still dirt on them for another day. UGH

Yes! Just this morning had another fool up so far they were waiting in the crosswalk, and of course a pedestrian had to go around them. The crosswalk is approximately 20 ft away from the stopline. Sheesh!

On the opposite end are the morons at my neighborhood light that go a full car length past the stop line where the sensor is, and the light doesn’t trip until 2 min after I arrive and activate it. They start the sensor shuffle, you know, scooting and braking trying to get it to trip but not understanding why it won’t.…

Of COURSE you can’t turn a HOE into a housewife! A HOE is a gardening tool. You want the word HO. #hogrammar4lyfe

And Natalie Portman said that as a child star she was realizing how some of the “professionals” around her and outside fan comments sexualizing her were inappropriate, and she dove into her studies to make herself more well rounded and less of a one-trick-pony of a pretty actor, but that that stuff weighed on her…