Ok well now you gotta finish the story! What happened to the guy?

I rode an Arabian pony in college and she was a complete bitch! She was great to ride but skittish, and so snippy when getting groomed or tacked. Bit my ass a few times when I was picking her feet. Ugh!

No. Shetland ponies are assholes. Stick with horses or regular ol’ ponies. Though I’ve ridden some asshole horses in my time. YMMV

I’m sorry but is Klenord like Leonard with a “k”? I initially read it as KLEE-nord, leader of Blargon 7.

Oh I always took his line to mean that because he was a butterface that no woman would want to sleep with him, not that he physically couldn’t.

If Yugoslavia isn’t a country any longer, can there really be royalty from there with descendants? Would she be royalty to a specific country that came from former Yugoslavia? And this is coming from someone with Slovenian heritage...I have no clue. Once a princess always a princess?

This needs more stars.

Commas go before the end quote, even if the comma wasn’t apart of the quote. My teacher taught as such: the comma is single and lonely, it wants to be warm inside the double lines of a quotation mark. If it’s a colon (:) or a semi-colon (;), they are two items and so don’t need to be inside the quotes, and so they…

Omg I was literally having this exact conversation at lunch today. I went to college and never made my bed again (except when changing the sheets). Have loved never having to do it ever again!

Same, I was cringing the entire time but at least her shoulders were back and hey, she looked awesome style wise.

THIS BOOK SAVED MY LIFE. I was commenting on a previous Offspring sleep article and user “momtotoot” suggested the book and website. I went to the website post haste, read every page 87 times, then started implementing techniques. I bought the book a week later. Our 6 month old went from a screaming bomb who couldn’t…

Did anyone read Rebecca Katz’ name and think of Nina Katz? For a second I thought, “wow, that’s really meta and weird.”

The one in Burke is the Ritz compared to the one in Kingstowne (also a pretty nice area, but maybe I’m biased). I refuse to enter that place and I can walk there from my house.

I live across the street from a TRU/BRU combo store. It’s awesome. I was there this past sunday for an Easter bunny event (Geoffrey himself showed up!) and our baby girl was having a ball. I went there today to grab some clothes and formula.

This is My ConSessions...

She’s getting wigglier yeah. I can give her lotion tubes to hold during, which she’s enamored by lately and those seem to hold her attention. But yeah she has more than once almost taken a dive off the back of the changing table.

If Access Hollywood does things right, they’ll set up their cameras to show Ryan being dodged by celebs in the background.

With a ten month old, diaper changes are actually a fun bonding time. They have all eyes on you, babble a lot and you can blow raspberries on their tummies. I love changing time!

I had a friend’s friend, who is a gay man, grab my crotch twice while a group of us went out clubbing one night. He thought because he was gay and we were all dancing that it was fair game to “dance fondle” me. I told him after he did it the second time if he tried it again I’d kick him in his face. He went to the bar…

Is it me or does that look like John Cusack in the poster?