Bjork should show up wearing a black swan dress.

He should be pulling back towards his hips, not out to the side like he belaying off a cliff. Even if you’re reigning western style with one hand, you keep your hands “quiet” and pulling back to your hips. That poor horse’s mouth.

This is me on stage next to Russell Crowe:

Did she have back labor? I had that and it kicked in AFTER they had administered my epidural after already awful (long and high-peaking, never dropping to zero) contractions. I threw up from the pain and overload, and they administered an epidural bolus because the first wasn’t enough. Back labor is some of the most…

I’m thinking “asshooes” was a typo but I love it so much (say it out loud!) that imma start using it to describe yahoo-assholes lol

I would just love to see one of these apologies just be, “I’m sorry. I’m an asshole.” And then let people just nod in agreement for a few weeks.

Backstreet Boys: Show ‘Em What You’re Made Of. It just came on and sucked me in one night. Even the bf who never really gave a crap about them started watching it with me.

Has anyone ever seen the Backstreet Boys documentary? It’s actually pretty good, but I believe I remember Nick Carter being a total asshole the majority of the time. He just seemed angry about everything. So reading about the accusations against him...I wasn’t really surprised.

But dear Sir Patrick has always been known as an advocate for women, stemming from him seeing his mom abused by his father when he was younger. I’d be VERY surprised to hear he was any kind of deviant.

As a former animator, this one really got me. This is like if Patrick Stewart or Tom Hanks get accused. PLZ PATRICK I HOPE IT’S NEVER TRUE MY HEART WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE ITTTTTTTT

Yeah got rid of the swaddling a while ago. Man it seems everyone is all about the cry it out or a modified version. I think I’m gonna have to give it a whirl.

She def goes to bed at a decent hour, between 7 and 730. It’s the earliest I can get her to bed after picking her up at daycare so that’s the time we do every night. Her bedtime routine is locked down. She knows the routine and settles in, and usually goes down without a problem. And initially she sleeps a good clip…

We did co-sleeping till about 2 weeks ago and yeah, it was great for catching disturbances before she fully woke up, but I was tired of doing planks to get back in bed without waking her with a squeaky mattress. (I found out where I could put my hands and feet and lower myself into bed. I did not need a workout…

Thank you!!!

My 6.5 month old is the happiest, cutest little potato. I JUST WANT HER TO SLEEEEEEEP (through the night, or at least not wake up every two hours still). I know there’s a million ways to do it. I’m just tired and not sure about the cry it out shit. Ugh.

No. The answer is no.

I tried to insert a jpeg. Alas, I got kinja’d.

No. The answer is no.

Yeah I was surprised at the course-ish top coat, since every other animal we pet (we got to visit a rehab zoo that lets the animals roam omg it was amazing) was SUPER soft. Wallabies are so soft and koalas make rabbits feel like sandpaper! I was so shocked by the floofy soft feel of a koala butt!

They are the cutest man-bear-pigs! I got to pet one in Australia last year! They feel like labradors. My friend was hopeful we might get to hold one (no such luck)—he said, “I can’t wait to hold one of those little Danny DeVitos!” LOL