Were they both on the same network? Cuz when you go for tv interviews, they actually have a make up artist that cakes it on for tv. Regular make up won’t really show up on camera. NOT defending her at all but that could be it. Same make up artist maybe? (I was on CNN once and thought I had caked enough make up on for…

SAME! Can’t drink during this entire shit show.

Age of Trumpocalypse.

I FUCKING HATE THIS WHY DO PPL DO THIS???????
I have a hard rule: If it’s coming out of/off your body, you need to excuse yourself and go to the restroom. This doubles for being at your desk at work. No, I don’t want to hear you hocking loogies/trimming your toenails/blowing your mucus out of your face 3 feet away from…

I just looked this up to go possibly check it out, and it’s permanently closed! Was destroyed in 2012 by a brush fire during the off season. The dinosaur museum was partially destroyed but they have no plans to rebuild/reopen either. Bummer.

Skittlefinger?

My mom would make me and my brother hug! We had to sit there pretending to enjoy it, because if we looked sour or started fighting again, we’d have to sit there longer. OMG torture. Cooties! The worst.

I remember seeing something ages ago where she said her dad would make her and the rest of Destiny’s Child sing while they ran around the block/did cardio. It’s great for making your diaphragm strong, and this is why girl can go into full dance mode and still belt out notes that don’t sound shakey or weak. Amazing.

If this Vin’s a-Rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.

Starred mostly for “sweet baby Cthulhu.” Lol.

Family in west Ohio (Bridgeport) says yinz (y’uns?) all the time. Awe!

Mel showed us his bigotry and racism, Cosby was revealed to be a freakin rapist, and now De Niro is spouting anti-vax shit. I am not enjoying this trend of once-admirable olds showing their crazy and becoming disappointments. However, I’d rather know that they suck and have the universe sort them out as it should. But…

Omg went to Scotland and had the same deal! Top sheet was on the mattress with NO mattress pad and then just a duvet as a cover. When it got too hot (as a frickin’ goose-down duvet is wont to do), I couldn’t kick it off and just be under a sheet because there was none. The weirdness continued at every place we stayed…

Once you realize his left eye is a half eye height lower than the other one, you’ll never look at his face the same way again.

“Burt Reynolds?”
“Haaahhhnn that’s not my name.”
...sigh... “Alright...Turd Ferguson?”
“Yeahhhh whadda you want?”
“You buzzed in!”
“No I didn’t.”
“Yes, you did!”
“Haaahhhh well that’s your opinion.”

You Oughta Know - Alanis

“First generation fat-lesbian” - OMG I died with the giggles.

I totally kept reading “this is how we serve it” in Montell Jordan’s singing voice.

That line was my favorite quote in high school and I used it as my quote in my senior yearbook.

OMG I am actually looking for a new shower head right now! Finally, my day has come!

OMG I am actually looking for a new shower head right now! Finally, my day has come!