That actually didn't surprise me that much. We do at both of my jobs if the card is unsigned, because at both places there's no option to put in a PIN number.

That's the part I just don't get. They checked his ID, it matched. Why is there a problem?

I've always been partial to the term "technical difficulties." Though "shark week" is hilarious.

Is he aware that they made a cartoon of him?

Saw it last night in measly 2D. Want to go see it in IMAX 3D.

This is the only good response I have that doesn't involve a lot of swear words.

Zach Snyder-directed

This happened when my boyfriend and I met him right before Defenders came out. We just ran into him on the con floor and he was so excited talking with us that he pulled out early Defenders #1 mock ups (Him: "Hey, you guys want to see Defenders pages?!" Us: "Uh... YES.").

I so don't want to see what the YouTube comments are for this.

Heh heh. Feral shitbags. I am imagining taking a walk in the woods and a snarling colostomy bag jumps out from behind a tree.

And cue the trolls who are going to try to hijack this into a fat shaming tirade. Don't feed them, folks. Look at the puppy instead!

It was nice to meet you today (we chatted in artist's alley by Jim Cheung's table)!

GT change my life this summer when they gave me a whole bunch of ant-chaffing stuff. The one that's worked the best for me is baby powder/corn starch or deodorant in a pinch.

I've seen this a few times over the years, but it's still always the best thing. Nothing, however, beats this picture that Tor.com used.

Oh, his endurance skills are intense. It's just a guy sitting in a bubble is nothing short of hilarious when you're 16.

Rape is rape is rape is rape is rape. He was a child, he could not consent. There is nothing "vague" about that kind of trauma.

But please, continue to snark at a rape victim in order to get page views.

Nah, I'm sure they'll provide her with food/water. They did that on her swim to Florida.

I have to say, this sounds a lot more interesting than David Blaine sitting in a bubble of water for a week. I went to high school nearby when he was pulling that one, and we would occasionally go by at lunch and laugh at him.

Okay, showering with your partner? Not that weird. My boyfriend and I occasionally do that when we're running late.

Epilepsy Eagle gives you seizures for America.

Epilepsy Eagle gives you seizures for America.