He impregnantes a Kleenex at least 3 times a day

HONEY PINKHAM DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

YOU BLASPHEMER. YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST.

Based solely on how delicious the maple bacon flavored vodka was, I'd definitely try the other two.

What about Lana.....Lana..... LAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAA?

The bottom line: BROKE is not the same thing as POOR.

$800? Sheeiiit, when I go on vacation, I stay only at places that are willing to barter a night's stay for some lentils.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

and they don't even have to pay???

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

Fixed it.

STOP PUSHING YOUR CULINARY AGENDA DOWN MY THROAT!!!

Something similar to this happened to me the other day, except not on Tinder. My friend has been seeing this douchebag guy who hit on me openly at her birthday the entire time. He asked for my number, and usually I'd tell him to fuck off, but because I didn't want to cause a scene at her birthday thing, I just gave…

Well, that changes everything!

First Amendment only applies to state action. Creating a sexually hostile work environment is against the law.

I used to run kitchens, and someone actually did this to me. I had one of my prep cooks go to 7/11 and get hostess cupcakes and 7/11 nachos with that glorious fake chili and cheese, and a red bull. I then charged him $17.99. Then...no shit....the dude appears in my kitchen again, and says "At first I was…

Maybe they should try praying away the video.