Ah, then according to this picture you should have had an awkward mohawk, preferably made of snakes.

Reading her story is just heartbreaking. I hope she got some peace out of the settlement but it is so unfair that she didn't get the justice she deserved.

You mean you didn't wear fuck-me pumps to high school everyday?

A blowjob for each hand? I don't think blowjobs work the way they think they work.

Yeah, these webcomics are the best.

Often you're wearing a large band which makes it feel like you've got more room, but you don't. You really don't. *winces at memories*

Sweaty underboob is pretty damn sucky.

For anyone looking to learn more about male and female sex toys in a friendly, sex positive way I recommend the webcomic Oh Joy Sex Toy by Erik Moen (she reviews the female toys, her husband reviews the male ones).

I don't know if I can finish watching it. The way she looks, and the things she says remind me so much of my friend who died this year. She didn't have cancer, she had alcoholism and when given the news that her liver was failing instead of fighting she just gave up.

I'm sorry, I know it's a different disease and a…

The ensemble cast on that is so solid, there isn't a single actor that doesn't bring something to the table. Though I will admit to Terry Crews and Stephanie Beatriz being my favorites.

His dead pan on that show just kills it.

Ouch. I missed that. That is some serious quadra-boob.

I have yet to see 12 Years or American Hustle, but from what I hear it sounds like it.

My roommate just said "That dress has a cape. That means she's a superhero. That's how it works."

And Lupita's dress won as best dress. Holy fucking shit, that dress.

Does anyone else really want to get drunk with Emma Thompson?

I don't know. I think if it had been a cheerleader group, there wouldn't be nearly the same reaction.

The logical part of me knows that would only make him a martyr to racists everywhere, but the vengeful old testament god part of me thinks that's a swell idea.

Oh Laura! I'm going to miss you so much!

I wish I could be surprised that The NY Post ran this, but I'm not.