Yes, because the video game industry makes female developers feel so welcome.

That's because Jennifer Hale is INCREDIBLE.

Fuck a college education for my future children! Or a down payment on a home! Or anything else! I'm getting a bed!

Yes, but it's a proven way to get a boy to give me a library. DISNEY TOLD ME SO.

Come on, the talking furniture totally wants to watch the West Wing with me!

Okay, you had me until "Stay out of the West Wing." If I can't evade the talking furniture and accidentally stumble across an enchanted rose, then what's the damn point of staying with a person?

I think a lot of the ladies probably preferred T.J. Mammoth.

I eat food. Why is this a hard concept?

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Ha ha! *sniff sniff* Nerd! *sobs*

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING SHUT UP.

May I suggest going the Hawkgirl route and getting a mace made of nth metal? She's a pretty firm believer of "MACE SOLVES EVERYTHING."

He's done a lot more than just fix potholes. Just look at how the crime statistics for Newark have changed since he's been elected.

When I graduated last year, Cory Booker was my commencement speaker. His speech was absolutely incredible, and out of the three commencements I attended while at Bard was by far the best one. You can check it out on YouTube here. I highly, highly recommend watching it.

I hope you guys elect him to the senate!

Shoes was seven years ago now. Jesus Christ.

Look, I get that they're funny, but is anyone else uncomfortable with the idea of putting young girls like this on TV and mocking them?

I'm so glad we have SCIENCE to tell us these things.

What.... what did I just watch?