Sigh. All I want in life is for a man to call me fat and tell me to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Oh, Prince Charming, when will you arrive?

If she had just banged am Egyptian mummy right before dying.

My boy would not be considered physically attractive by a lot of societal standards (and though I was drawn to him right away, I even felt like I wasn't attracted to him at first), but he's the most beautiful person in the world to me and we have an incredible sex life.

This conversation is officially the best part of my day.

There is a female superhero in fishnets and combat books! Google Black Canary!

Okay, have you ever worked retail? Cause I'll let you in on a little secret, they don't want to be doing that. That's somebody's bright idea up in corporate (someone who never has to be on the floor), and if those people don't do it, they get in trouble with managers, get written up, etc. etc. So leave them alone.…

Look at the Dothraki, now back to me, now back to the Dothraki, now back to me. They eat a horse.

You are a better person than I. I would have slammed my car into them.

It's absolutely a rom-com, but that doesn't mean it's not a good movie. Lots of good movies are romantic comedies.

Democracy. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.