That’s.....pretty much Marvel to a T. It’s also what makes Marvel characters infinitely more relatable than DCs.

This might be the least self-aware comment I’ve read in the history of Jezebel, at least from a person whom I would presume draws a paycheck from it.

Neither is the biased defense of a loved one on a news blog. But you’re the managing editor so anything goes, amirite?

I believe he’s already said multiple times that he isn’t running as a third party candidate because his main goal short of a nomination is to keep Trump from winning.

These comic book characters are not adult by nature. There are plenty of comic properties out there that are adult in writing, and frankly those are the properties they make if they want that type of film. Superman, Batman, etc. of the DC heroes don’t work well (see Dawn of Justice as example) when you take characters…

I get your point, but while we lost Jane, Betty, and Pepper, we gained Scarlet Witch and Hope Van Dyne, plus Tessa Thompson, Cate Blanchett, and Lupita Nyong’o (maybe). Saying it is a sausage fest implies those female characters were lost without new female characters being brought in. I think the real issue is that…

Probably because the Marvel-made movies work very hard to stay true to the characters, even when the sequence of events differs, while the X-Men movies often do not.

Because Captain America actually respected the origins of the characters?

“oh I take no issue with your differing opinion. But trying to appoint yourself as some kind of voice for Indian Country? That I find ridiculous.”

I don’t think that was Cap’s point at all. He seemed more worried about the idea that the Avengers would be delayed or prevented from intervening somewhere due to politics coming into play. As I suggested somewhere else, imagine a scenario where North Korea starts some sort of atrocity and China vetoes any attempt to…

Zemo’s plan was not ridiculously complex. It was

a) Bomb the UN and blame Bucky to draw him out
b) Interrogate Bucky to get the location of the Winter Soldier hideout from him, along with the “Mission Report”
c) Recover the evidence of Howard Stark’s assassination.
d) Give the evidence to Tony Stark, and let him go after…

Yeah man, your arguments aren’t really holding much water here. The film did a pretty solid job of explaining how Zemo went about his business and how he took advantage of things happening around him. He didn’t necessarily set all of the plans in motion but he was savvy enough to see things and react. At this point it…

Little moments like that are why Marvel’s movies continue to be financial juggernauts. Even in spite of the heaviness of the movie’s plot, it doesn’t forget to add some levity into the mix (something another certain superhero movie badly needed).

He decrypted the files BW put in the internet at the end of Winter Soldier. He found out about Tony’s parents and Siberia from that. He says this in the film. He is a top level spy, and can be assumed to know how to find out whom and how to impersonate. He makes sure tony finds out that bucky is innocent and that they…

Sure, but that’s only in the “getting Cap and Tony to kill each other in the base” element. When you strip down his plan, all that ever mattered to him was getting proof that Cap’s best friend killed Tony’s parents, and any number of things not working properly - Tony not showing up or showing up at a different time…

“You’ve had three days to see the movie”

So you pissed a bunch of people off AND made less money?

You can criticize it within the article without spoiling it for everyone in the title. Some of us have families and commitments and can’t get away on a given weekend to see a movie. Two or three weeks later, it’s understandable, not three days of within the movie’s release. Well over half the people that are going to…

Talk about it all you want, but give people a heads up about spoilers for your own sake—all this does is discourage me from following you guys on Twitter, Facebook, or scrolling through your homepage to see what’s new.

Nobody is getting mad over “people talking about it”, you stupid fucking pancake. The title is a big spoiler. There’s absolutely no reason it needed to be. You know this, but you’re choosing to be an asshole on purpose...