Looked at this picture for a bit, and it’s easy to see who the smartest guy is.

There’s just so many editions of Kidz Bop you can listen to before you start headbutting and punching machinery on the sideline. 

He probably just wanted to get to the locker first so he could put Weezy on the locker room stereo instead of Eli’s country music shit…

Well what do you expect when you dress like a slut and hang out with drinking boys. This is what happens when-

Can you imagine moving to an expensive house at the end of a soul crushing commute in order to get your son in a good school and having this happen?  I just became a dad last year and thinking about all the shit like this that can happen in the “best” schools. 

People take things too far. In my day hazing was having someone hang their testicles over your lips while the o-line held you down or being anally penetrated by a broom handle while the QB and Receiving squad peed on us- NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT!

If Manning and the Giants continue at their current pace, the frustration will intensify.

“Blackout” Brett Kavanaugh was a lawyer, and then a judge. He then made demonstrably untrue statements not only in a public setting, but under oath. Welcome to this brave new world, where the legal system now consists of declaring anything that could be damaging to you our your client as “fake news” regardless of its…

I left $60 in an ATM yesterday, so I know exactly how he feels.

Don’t ya just hate it when your paper sack of eighty large goes missing? 

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

Nothing.

It was late fall, and I’d just gone to bed. Sometime around three in the morning I woke up with a start. I don’t know what woke me up, but a chill ran down my spine and I shivered. Outside my bedroom window, in the backyard, a barn owl hooted a few times, long and lonely it seemed, haunting and enchanting like a song…

I actually submitted this a long long time ago for a worst encounters with insects post, but it’s still the scariest thing that’s happened to me.

Was the weird dud’s name “Brett” by any chance?

NOPE. Nope nope nope nope nope. Maybe because I was raised in a family with “sensitivities” running through the generations, but I never used a Oujia board or held a seance. My mom always said you never know who you’re inviting in or whether they’ll listen when you tell them to leave. She spoke the truth!

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

Na…

You’re absolutely no fun.

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.