I did always think this was cool:

This movie gets two things right. That plane rescue sequence and casting Brandon Routh. His turn as Ray Palmer in the Arrowverse shows he has exactly the right amount of “Aw, shucks” type charisma to play the Big Blue Boy Scout but the script and direction of Returns doesn’t let him show that.

i remember watching this in the cinema and thinking “why the fuck isn’t Parker Posey playing Lois Lane”. She was perfect for the role instead of that kate actress. 

“Hold on baby hold on” (Pushes special button on watch)

There’s nothing I hate more than the idea that “it’s been a long time” matters with respect to allegations like this.

The presumption of innocence thing is weird because there’s a legal document where Ronaldo himself claims the accuser said ‘no’ but he did it and it’s okay because she didn’t complain afterwards.

“Why don’t we dunk him in water and see if he floats?”

Whether Graham is gay, straight, or something else, it’s clear why he isn’t in a relationship.

Folks telling me there are reasonable Republicans who just have a different view of things can fuck the fuck off. They’re all irredeemable scum who will sell their mama out for power. It’s not FBI to blame for not doing their job it’s the GOP not letting them do it.

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.  

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

Bears vs Packers in 2003 on Monday night football at recently reopened Soldier Field.

I graduated from The Citadel. We're no cupcake. A pastry, perhaps, but not a cupcake. Will we cover the spread? Nope. Will the check clear? Yep.

Between this and Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton may be the king of the “Dissmissive Jerking Off Motion”.

One of the annoying things that people don’t really talk about is that Alabama doesn’t do out of conference home-and-homes with Power 5 teams.

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Those poor Bama players. Who wants national titles when you could be cheered on better during a complete blowout?

You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

I’m considering a job at Fox News. I used to be a Booker but have been out of work for 5-6 months now, and they’re one of the only places that called back.

I have a feeling I could get it, but I don’t know if it’d be worth “selling my soul” so to speak. I allign with the left on everything, and I’m sure not everyone…