Sit and Be Fit

“There are very few jobs in America you can get with sexual assault allegations hanging over your head, and Supreme Court Justice surely shouldn’t be one of them.”

It costs a great deal of money to be poor in America.

Not so amazing. I’m just really good at predicting things.

“That was Fitzpatrick’s third interception on three consecutive passing attempts.”

Serves Witten right for the number of times he said “Fitz-Magic” in the announcer’s booth

More like Ryan Pickzpatrick, amirite?

It’s a well defined system.

Bears fan here.  Conte has gotten better!

Shut it all down, this is the only response. +1

This is a metaphor for the world we live in now.

This venn diagram surely also overlaps on “mushroom dick.”

What’s the difference between Gritty and Donald Trump?

Literally laughed out loud in my classroom.

Either that or he and the Philly Phanatic got spliced in the transporter.

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum

It never ceases to amaze me that they think that not getting on the Supreme Court is going to “ruin a life.” By that silly metric, they were perfectly happy ruining Merrick Garland’s life for the crime of getting nominated by a Black president.

The thing is as a teenager I was drunk at a lot of parties and yet a friend and I never held down a girl and covered her mouth to keep her from screaming. Strange...