He’s gonna keep commenting. Just embrace it. Resistance is futile.

I’m so confused why rich young people these days want to look like 80s rednecks.

Kate Beckinsale is actually a vampire in real life...that woman does not age.

“Tidbit” is the playful name Stormy gave to DT’s dong.

Poor Ben, how insulting can it be, when someone who makes a living taking cumshots in the face won’t kiss you good night.

Why do I get the vibe of President Little Mushroom thinking he was pimping her out to Big Ben? 

Let’s see Collinsworth spin this one on Sunday Night Friday Football.

I think you mean “as a steelers fan, I wish my QB didn’t do such Scumbag things”.

So basically he bought the Mavs with as much thought and planning as a guy in the middle of a mid life crisis cashing in his 401k and buying a dive bar because it was his dream when he was 20. 

“Listen I just bought a billion dollar franchise, did you expect me to look into the man who is CEO and president?”
I mean...Fucking probably!

Bye, son.

+1 for the cunnilinguist

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Poor Ronaldo, he’s going to miss a chance to touch the heads of Young Boys.

Dicks. Sporting. Goods.

Repost from the WYTS post, but here you go:

This is good kinja.

a true leader sets an example for his teammates with a tireless work ethic

Ben Roethlisberger said he will not be practicing today. Taking a veteran’s day off.