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He went to an all boys school which means the women who signed the letter wouldn’t have had close daily contact with him.

The universe may love the irony, but the cultists continue to live in denial and/or ignorance.

Trumpanzees called Obama a traitor and screamed “Lock Her Up!”

I’m hoping that it will eventually be proven (sooner, rather than later, please) that Trump is nowhere near as wealthy as he claims. Not only “not rich” but in hock up to his ass to Russian banks and oligarchs as well as “creative accounting”. He fears being outed as a fraud more than anything but I think that fearing

Manafort forfeited around $46 million. That should more than cover the Russia investigation which means Mueller is actually making us money while serving justice :)

I think Apple’s just trying to troll Trump with the extra big phones.

I have an idea: Small phones colored pink! And we can charge more than the regular ones cause...... umm..... pink paint. /sarcasm

Hot Take: One star is enough. Converse.. 

...an incident involving Kavanaugh and a woman while they were in high school.

Spending a ton of money on something of moderate value just to send it to a big trash pile? I thought the Canucks already did that with Louis Eriksson.

“Fake shoes!" 

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

Not going to happen. This is not a man who know anything at all about books that aren’t about him.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Maybe it’s best we don’t talk too much shit in this regard, a lot people in our country eat twinkies and hot pockets...

All of the above?

But is it a sandwich?

I think that your first mistake was going to a restaurant named “Honey Bee”. 

Does the klutz who spilled red wine on my clothes owe me?”