Mmm. That’s good kinja.

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

My husband immigrated to Boston for college from a country with only one sport, and immediately became a Boston Patriots fan. A decade later he got a job in Seattle and adopted the Seahawks as his second team. He is the most insufferable, person alive from August to February. I now understand why so many Patriots…

So the Vikings shit the bed against Nick Foles, which in turn unleashed him on the Patriots. Thus initiating the eventual demise of that godless hellscape of a football team, in the Vikings home stadium no less.

I hate the Patriots because out of parochial defensiveness I told a woman who was giving me shit about my Pat Patriot hat that she was eventually going to die and the indifferent universe would not care about her life and whether or not cheating had tainted my enjoyment of the Patriots Super Bowl victories.

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Signing to the Patriots has to be the most complex emotion. On one hand, you know you’ll be on a team that will do no less than very well (the last time they lost more than six games was 2002). On the other hand, you know that you’ll be devoid of any joy. Your success with be the result of “doing your job” and your…

Steelers fan, and western PA diaspora child here.  I would bet “all of them.”

What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.” 

Not really “strange” considering his terrorism travel ban excludes Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.

This pic says a thousand words. Drumpf’s head and shoulders are slumped down; whereas Putin’s head is at-attention and shoulders are broad.

Dude, these people blame Obama for the 2008 economic disaster. They credit Trump for economic successes that have trended since Barack’s first term.

I think it’s a terrible message and a message that shouldn’t be sent.

“To be honest, I sort of wilt when faced with people or entities that have significant authority.”

What if you’re dining solo, is my question. I mean seriously. I’m not always out with other people when I eat out and may want to read an article or something to help pass the time, especially while I’m waiting for my food. What the fuck else am I supposed to do, twiddle my thumbs? Harrass other customers or the…

I mean, if you really want me, a regular solo diner, to just stare awkwardly at the other diners throughout my meal, go ahead. But nobody will be happy with that arrangement.

I’ll allow it. They have every right to make rules for customers within their own establishment.

They accused him of a crime in front of his kids.

That’s good cause to never give them one red cent ever again

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”