I’m not a doctor, but I’m fairly certain you have to have a heart to have a heart attack.

It’s not the Dems that worry him, it’s the baying of Mueller and his hounds and the fact that he knows he and his entire awful family are guilty as fuck of lots of really felonious crimes.

California 

Layers:

It’s going to be really exciting watching him become more and more unhinged as the election approaches and the noose of impeachment by a democratic majority tightens around his neck.

You just answered your own question.

One of the only things that gets me through this shit is the knowledge that some day, Trump will die. And statistically, I should be alive when it happens.

She used her personal cellphone, a fact we didn’t know before.

I would say anyone receiving these calls would know they’re fake and just hang up, but then you said Florida......

Seriously doubting this part, unless diversity means “Country and Western”!

Hehe. The history of the American flag and the way we “honor” it is a very interesting read if you can pull all the components together. Including the stuff that got changed when Nazi Germany became the enemy and how much they copied from us to set up their Reich.

I will join you at the riots as soon as I get my Soros checks.

You see, some blacks rioted and looted 50 years ago, so its obviously a big problem.

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.

Where in the fuck is all this rioting and looting these racists keep seeing? Because I sure as hell haven’t seen anything. I mean, you’d think I'd know about it, with my being Black and erry’thang.

Unlike McCain, I have provisions for Trump to be included in my burial.

I’m confused. Was the Summer of Stupid stuff just a “Why the hell not?” cool topic idea, or more of a gallows humor “Let us be merry because come fall Univision may fire a bunch of us again” thing?

In fifth grade, I broke up with my boyfriend right on the spot when he threw up after riding the Gravitron. Not cool, man, not cool. (I waited and held everyone’s bags.)
The rest of the night, he had to walk like three or four people away from me, to reflect our broken up status.

And you know you are old when you really really would love to ride the latest Six Flags coaster... but you’re like, fuck those lines, I'll pass.

I love roller coasters, but I’m also acutely aware every time I visit an amusement park how...pathetic it is that we create these sanitized “thrills” for ourselves because we are all Dorian Greys at heart and ennui is killing us.