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> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the

The owners still seem to believe that they can give Trump what he wants, but that’s not on the table. He wants more than they can give and no less than that.

It’s like us lapsed Catholics getting ready to nail the “and also with you” only to hear everyone else say “and with your spirit” or whatever. You’ve picked the easiest part to demonstrate your in-groupness, but totally faceplant the landing.

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

A wedding is an inherently religious event

“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” s

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

I understand this ruling applies only to this douche’s case but I am worried that when Trump gets to appoint another supreme court justice, they will go ahead and give businesses a far wider license to discriminate (and that they’ll reverse the gay marriage ruling.) It’s all about the slow and steady when it comes to

The Supreme Court’s decision today was a reversal of previous courts but, as the ACLU noted in an explanatory thread on Twitter, “the Court did not rule that the Constitution gives a right to discriminate”

“This happened 20 years ago, come on. Let’s talk about JFK. Let’s talk about LBJ. Stop already.”

Oh, god, can this just be over? I’m so tired.

I mean... did anyone expect him to have a *good* take on this?

“Tell everybody, you can’t win this one.”

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

It’s amazing that lying schmucks like her even have working tear ducts.

As Smokey Robinson sang in The Tears of a Clown:

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

I’m calling bullshit here. There’s no way that Holli didn’t begin taking questions without saying “It’s Holli with an ‘i’.”