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Fifth-and-a-Half Element
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God, I hate these assholes. “Do I rock your PC world?” “I like challenging society’s norms...” “Am I too real for you?” No asshole, you’re a one dimensional prick whose “shocking” perspective only extends as deep as whatever stupid sentence you just said. They’re like a 3 year old who finds he can get a rise out of

“Read the full profile here, if you dare.”

I’m a Caps fan

“Downey described himself as “100 percent not a fucking liberal.”

If the one guy with the khaki shorts near the top doesn’t have them appearing wet because he shit them, then I don’t understand the world anymore.

I’m a Caps fan and I am sick of Wilson’s bullshit. The majority of my ire during last night’s game was directed at Wilson for doing this shit AGAIN. I can deal with losing, that shit happens. But it’s harder to root for a team that has someone like Wilson who is actively looking to hurt people. Somebody from this team

The dart seems to have worked but where did you release him?

Reading this ten years ago, this would have sounded like an amazing time that I’d make sure to experience. Now it sounds horrifying and kind of pathetic. I’m not judging, it’s just a different perspective from a different time in one’s life. Aging is crazy, man.

Kelly Sadler: “I saw Goody Schlapp consorting with the Devil!”

If they’re going to backstab each other, can they be supplied with actual knives?

If the White House is going to make a concerted effort to root out leakers—which they probably won’t, considering Trump himself is reportedly one of the biggest leakers

Who could have imagined that a Trump White House would be full of insecure narcissists who gossip like high schoolers.

Mmm muscles with white wine and butter with some freshly baked bread is one of my favorite meals.

Fuck that. Hit the assholes right where it hurts. Call these assholes bluff.

“They’re there to watch football.”

So, you’re saying that the U.S. military is lazy, unsophisticated and damages the very brand that made them millions of dollars? They’re the ones who used the platform of the NFL by giving them millions of dollars to jerk off to the flag. Good point.

Somebody on NPR was making a point today that standing for the anthem wasn’t even a thing 10 or so years ago. It all came about from that deal where our tax money was used to pay for it.

As with everything else, once it is out in the open, it can’t be pulled back.

I can’t think of a demographically more rigid and

Craven fucking cowards.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.