What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Some possibilities:

“Your honor, we object to this truthful testimony on grounds that it makes my client look bad.”

You totally skipped the best part!! That toxic testimony? The defense attorney basicaly admitted that other girls on campus would testify 1., that Owen is known as aggressive during sex/hooking up to the point of injuring people AND 2, that Chessy’s friends would say that in the immediate aftermath of the rape, she…

Why would he when he doesn’t have to? He’s white.

Yeah, every article should try to use this photo instead of one of the bespectacled lad character he played in the courtroom.

“...one of Labrie’s lawyers, Jaye Rancourt, said that Labrie’s out-of-state team mishandled the case.”

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

“We never covered this in class.”

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

Warning:

The guy has never done a day’s work in his life, either. He just surrounds himself with yes men who are willing to take the blame when trump fucks something up. He’s a boss, not a leader.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Classic! Good old days of comedy right there. Blues Brothers, Animal House, Wayne’s World, Caddyshack!

Class of ‘93? He looks like he’s 60 years old!

Jordan Horowitz is the real winner of last night’s Oscars.

They will also be appointed to lead a special count of how many people attended the inauguration.

Right now Trump is thinking “I should really hire the CEO of PriceWaterhouseCoopers to run my national security agency.”