Oh, but I’d pay hard cash to hear Prince Phillip’s bon mots when meeting Trump. “Good Lord, man, I’ve hunted and discarded better looking stoats than the one on your head.” Or “That’s YOUR golf course? Oh dear. Well, there’s always a chance of some Irishman or some demmed Punjab blowing it up. Might earn the fellow a…

I’d also like a case of jelly babies, please. Since we’re putting in orders!

The best part is, it’s widely reported in the UK that the Obamas and Windsors adored each other, no matter what Fox bullshits.

If she does have to shake hands with him, I want to see her put on a pair of gloves over her gloves first.

Don’t let that British reserve stop you. Go full footie fan on his ass.

Dictators have been elected. Hitler, obviously, is the prime example. Stalin was elected through the normal state mechanisms and he was also a dictator. The list goes on, but I assume you get the point. Dictatorial authority is not inconsistent with normal constitutional mechanisms for elections and pathways to…

If Trump thinks he has it bad over here, it is going to be 10x worse over there. The public is allowed to get ridiculously close in England, the first thing he will see out the window of AF1 will be protests and every second on the ground will be people yelling at him. He will be forced to see the hatred for him.

Trump is the living embodiment of “ The Americans “ episode of ”Fawlty Towers “ writ large. We, the American people are , ironically, Manuel. Trump keeps screaming for his goddamn Waldorf Salad that nobody, much like Basil Fawlty knows how to make.

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

They are trying to set up a self-fulling fantasy through all their action, that when something does happen (only as a result of their actions) they can point and say “see we were telling the truth, this is what we were trying to protect against” and half the population will eat it up and demand more of their actions.

I just wanted to share this pic. Taken from twitter about the LGBT protest. The commitment of this is legit

Bullshit!

Thank you for giving me a narrative I can choose to remember.

Please...your validation...I need it

What are they talking about? The Patriots led for exactly zero seconds in the Super Bowl.

Porn

Movie announcer voice: “One man, punished for a crime he didn’t commit, plans to show the league they messed with the wrong Patriot.”

The Mark Walberg movie about this is going to be insufferable.