How the fuck did this guy get a job at Berkeley?

I will never get over how fucking bullshit that was.

I THINK YOU NEED TO GET A NEW DOCTOR TBH

That Brady “tackle”

Outstanding shoestring tackle by Tom Brady. The Patriots are in terrific shape heading into halftime.

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

Fuck that. If this the argument you insist on, then your fucking Viagra and Cialis and shit should not be covered because I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX. Tit-for-fucking-tat.

Here’s to hoping all of my American Jezzie friends have their IUD’s locked and loaded.

“You just hold that light high enough for me to see where to swing this sword sugar.” now I want a road movie of Justice and Liberty roaming the country and righting wrongs.

It’ll end up at the Supreme Court which is one of many many many reasons that the Democrats need to treat the Republicans to their own medicine and permanently block Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

I call them “Bowl of Soup” suits after the Czernik line in “Caddyshack”:

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

And, you’re not trying nearly hard enough, dear.

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

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