Hey, remember all the hysterical tantrums because Obama very occasionally took a vacation? All those people are going to be furious and outraged about this, right? Right?

If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced”

But some would say that revoking 100,000 visas is a small price to pay to prevent another Bowling Green Massacre, an event which was so tragic and horrible that it doesn’t even seem real...

My head is going to explode. A girlfriend from Germany asked me to explain my views on Trump and 500 words later I hadn’t even gotten to 1/4 of it. I then decided to start a kinja blog to have the proper space to document Trump’s Little D Syndrome and the multitude of wrongs this potanus is committing. We have to…

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…

Always relevant:

Kellyanne Conway is her own worst enemy, and it’s glorious. Between the ineptitude of this administration, the sudden arrival of what appears to be spines among the house and senate democrats, and seeing the toll that all the phone calls, texts, emails, and faxes are taking on the GOP weasels, there have been some…

NOOOOOOOO! Stay away!! It’s terrible here! No one wants to live in Seattle! Simply terrible! Horrid!

Ivanka going with her dad to see that fallen SEALs family was so inappropriate, considering everything. I hope she cries herself to sleep at night.

The funniest thing is they see no issues with the Koch Bros.

So China just sits back and does nothing in response? Ha.

Who said war with Russia would be good? There is a difference between supporting a democratically elected government like Ukraine and defending a sand bar.

YOU ARE NOT ON JALOPNIK FOR FUCKS SAKE.

It’s better to overestimate your enemy than to underestimate.