That shit will inexplicably still be tape delayed by NBC.

Saving the president won’t be Plissken’s job in 2024....

(By 2024, we may need Snake Plissken to light the torch at the opening ceremonies)

I mean it went pretty well for LA the last time so why not i mean it’s not like anyone will be left alive at that point so go for it. Worst case scenario is its the 36 games all over again.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

I don’t know, man. After Nixon’s embarrassing resignation, the Republicans still controlled the Executive Branch for 14 of the next 20 years.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

I’ve been saying this since the election. The GOP will want to get rid of him within his first year, to give enough time for the GOP base to simmer down before the mid-terms. And Pence is such a fucking nightmare, worse than Trump IMO, to progressives since he’s just as batshit insane as Trump—maybe more with some of…

I feel like we can eventually undo any over conservative ideologies that may get implemented but we’ll never be able to reconstruct our atomized remains after a hydrogen bomb is dropped directly on to our collective faces.

Its a trick! TRUMP *IS* GOD!

Jeez, enough about Trump! I’m tired of politics in my sports!

Please don’t forget:

Let’s be real though. Trump’s rise is in large part because the people who voted for him don’t really give a shit about those norms and traditions. That’s in part because they’re fucking idiots and in part because the Establishment he’s positioned himself against for years had a “Oh yeah, we really care about…

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/organize-or-die-1787921549

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Two things he said this morning: