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Fifth-and-a-Half Element
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Maybe I shouldn’t disagree with this hypothesis, seeing as how I know next to nothing about the early stages of Alzheimer’s, but I really don’t think it’s dementia. I genuinely believe this is what it looks like when a 70-year-old man has never attempted to seriously educate himself, does not read anything

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

My father in law, a staunch, lifelong fiscal Republican (but socially libertarian, I guess) was a psychiatrist for 50 years, spending a lot of that time in a retirement home in the UK as their on-call psychiatrist, and the first thing he said about Trump during one of the Primary Debates was “That man has

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

He doesn’t have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.

How the fuck could he graduate from Wharton with that kind of vocabulary?

Incoherent and his vocabulary is operating with around maximum 5,000 words. Big, beautiful, tremendous - his active word group, particularly for adjectives/adverbs can’t be more than 50-100 words.

It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

That’s my response to every utterance of his name, along with “Just shut up, you fucking imbecile.”

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

He has no clue who that is.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

I just saw a tweet that Tr*mp brought staffers with him and it was them laughing & applauding.

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

Perhaps this will embolden municipalities everywhere.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Urine the wrong place if you think we’re just going to ignore the sketchy nature of this report. My NUMBER ONE priority is seeking out the truth.