Another protester just got kicked out.

No jokes, just, how can someone be this drunk?

I’m not surprised either. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs and still live there. My family was at a local festival and some ignorant dude decided to complain about how many black people were in Chicago, right next to us. We’re an interracial family, so we all turned and looked at him. Then he started apologizing and…

How dare he besmirch the name of Dairy Queen! Temple of teen hooliganisms and meeting spots for My Weed Guys (TM) everywhere!

Overt racism still not cool dude. Trump voters seem confused. Only Trump himself can be overt. The rest of you still gotta be subtle with your bigotry. Sorry guys.

True story: I knew more out and proud racist fucks during the 20+ years I lived in Chicagoland than I’ve known in the 20+ I’ve lived in the Deep South. This story surprises me not at all.

“You support a coup because your favored candidate did not win the election?”

1. Why not? You cretins did when the country elected a black guy.

Seriously, educate yourself. We are repeating the fall of the Roman Republic note for note. It’s not about “a coup” - unless of course you are a dummy who doesn’t know what I am referring to. Are you a dummy?

......the team is even prepping nominees for questions on quotidian transactions like the price of milk or a gallon of gas —

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

Here were your options for marching:

If Democrats play nice, like, ever again, even for an instant, even for the “greater good” (whatever that is) - they (we?) will continue to lose and deservedly so. “America” as a noble concept or vessel for liberal democracy is done. Dead and gone. The only thing that matters now is taking and holding power until the…

Also, Trump is a lunatic WITH ACCESS TO MORE THAN 7,100 NUCLEAR WARHEADS, 1,400 OF WHICH ARE ACTIVELY DEPLOYED AND AVAILABLE TO BE LAUNCHED.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

His incessant need to brag about how he and everything to do with him is just the best or “record-setting” or whatever is absolutely breathtaking. I can totally believe the most important thing in his mind right now is putting on a good show at the inauguration. Not, you know, solving any of the nation’s problems or…

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Your logic has no place here.

Coming out of a blackout, mid-conversation with a cop, next to my car.