The Metro division is insane. 4 of the top 6 teams in points and Goal Differential so far, and it’s not really close on either count so likely finishes like that or very close. And very possible the Atlantic finishes with 3 Canadian teams (MTL, OTT, TOR) at the top which will be good for the league if it happens. The…

MIKE MILBURY IS THE FUCKING WORST. FUCK THAT FAILURE OF A COACH/GM/COMMENTATOR WITH THAT SHOE USING JEREMY ROENICK’S TEARS AS A FUCKING LUBRICANT.

THANK YOU! I’m glad someone agrees. The last thing we want is a Spanish Armada on our side of the pond!

You know what we need? More aircraft carriers. They’re a good value at only $14 billion a piece. Plus, when the shit hits the fan, all the rich people will be able to escape the angry masses and cruise in luxury.

Checks to see Trump’s cabinet appointments and rhetoric over the last two years....yep, that statement checks out.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

Yeah. How that squad lost to the Islanders in the playoffs I’ll never understand.

I blame NBCSN. They did a great job ignoring the BJs throughout the streak, but announced this evening that they would air the game on Saturday if the BJs had won tonight.

The chances of you all missing the playoffs are slim to none. I don’t know the exact statistics, but I can’t imagine too many teams have had that large of a point lead of a wild card spot and tumbled out of the playoffs.

Not a Torts fan at all, but that’s a hell of an opening line.

its their parents money. they have a video where they say they started with a lemonade stand and moved on to flipping thrift store finds and eventually stocks. other youtubers have called them out on how its not possible to make those gains using stocks so quickly. i met the kid on the right at a car meet and he…

not exactly.

Impressed is probably the wrong word.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

I would be worried. Consider this, Trump and Co. are only interested in pleasing the people who voted for them. The people that voted for them won’t give a quarter of a fuck if a hundred people got shot in the head during the demonstration. What reason do Trump and Co. have to care about your safety or what it looks…

That was the moment in my youth when I knew I was gay! That movie is packed with man buns!

Is “Brad Pitt” not even a real person, but a decades-long George Clooney prank?

I need to know the terrifying truth, only to distract me from the actually terrifying truth that is January 20.