“No way Donald Trump wins a second term in 2020"

beat that one, fuckers

I see what you did there

Fuck off.

No, we’re calling it a draw because Tomlin was adult enough to embrace criticism, and then shade him at the end.

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Goddammit...

It’s not like nuclear war would ever break out because of Twitter.

Why was Trump staring at Barney Frank’s tits?

Either way it really combats the idea of Hollywood being in the pocket of some liberal cabal. Certainly the talent leans liberal, as we see with Arnold and Rapaport, but the producers and the higher-ups, not so much.

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

but it won’t really change anything

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

“I have a secret. It’s SO GOOD! It’s the greatest secret in the whole world, you’re gonna love it! I can’t tell you, though.”

This is getting really annoying. Either say it or don’t say it. Make up your mind.

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.

Twitter is going to destroy us all.

Who do they think is at fault for this “white genocide?” I’m certain they’re eager to point fingers at specific groups, but what information are they basing this idea on?